The Legal Stuff (Written So You Can Actually Read It)
By using our website and placing an order, you're agreeing to the terms below. We've tried to keep this as painless as possible. If you have questions, hit up our contact page.
Eligibility. You need to be at least 18 years old, or the legal age to form a binding contract, to make a purchase. By ordering, you're confirming you meet these requirements.
Product Information. We do our best to make sure everything on our site — descriptions, images, specs, pricing — is accurate. But actual product packaging and materials may contain different or additional information. Always read the label and care guide before using any product. And please — don't freeze or microwave your products. That's not a suggestion, it's a safety thing.
Orders and Payment. When you place an order, you're making an offer to buy. We reserve the right to accept or decline that offer for any reason — pricing errors, stock issues, suspected fraud, whatever. If we cancel your order, we'll refund you in full.
Limited Lifetime Warranty. Every product is covered against manufacturing defects for the lifetime of the original purchaser. This doesn't cover normal wear and tear, accidents, drops, odor issues, misuse, disassembly of lids, or third-party modifications like laser etching. We reserve the right to determine whether an issue qualifies as a manufacturer defect.
Intellectual Property. Everything on this site — the text, the images, the logos, the design — belongs to us or our licensors. You can't copy, reproduce, or use any of it for commercial purposes without written permission.
Limitation of Liability. We're not liable for indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising from your use of our products or website. Our total liability is limited to the amount you paid for the product in question.
Changes to Terms. We may update these terms occasionally. The version posted on this page is the one that applies to your purchase. Continued use of the site after changes means you accept them.
Contact. Questions about these terms? Use the contact method listed on our website. We'll get back to you as soon as we can.